Bitcoin. Er, ahem, Buttcoin, makes a lot more sense when you realize it's just another meme coin. The only thing supporting its butt, er, is price, is the cultural power it's built and ability to sustain not just interest, but a whole range of attention including finding zealots. The only downside is that most of these people don't realize the Bitcoin narratives, or um buttwipes, are just memes that evolve over time while the technology has not progressed. This is much more problematic given Buttoshi could drop his genesis turds at any moment, and the severity of this calamity only increases the longer we ignore this black swan. Just take ur butt and go to the beach.